If they want kids so much, they can have them themselves, thank you very much.

Yes please

I’d identify as a ballistic woman.

I thought America were the good guys…

And ban Facebook too. It’s been breaking the law a lot longer!

Exactly this!

In Dutch, this is called a “wij van WC Eend”-moment (https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toilet_Duck#Advertising_slogan)

Should be taught to most (young) males 🙂

As the man said: I can’t wait for this too, to have no consequences whatsoever.

I thought one had to hide it in one’s bra.

To quote a certain chemistry teacher: “You’re g•dd@mn right!”

❤️

It’a about g*&#amn time.

I’m wondering how long it will take for this person to see the irony in this statement, but I have become too cynical to not suspect some nefarious ulterior motive…

Now where’s the “I don’t believe you” gif?

“…To RETRIEVE them” thank you very much 🙄

Are they already building ovens?

I think you and your son having an open communication is a very good thing. Be prepared, though, that this can change. This can be due to feelings of shame getting stronger during puberty.

Be patient and remain open to communication and it most likely will return.

Also, find trustworthy sources of information your son can access to find answers to his questions and respect him when he wishes to inspect there on his own (again, if you remain open and respectful, he probably either keep confiding in you or will again if he doesn’t at some point).

And from personal experience, I can add: it helps if you’re also open to learning things from him! I know I’ve learned lots from the younger generation, even though I thought I was knowledgeable enough! (Especially lingo and how to give and check for consent in non disruptive ways)