Dispassionate

Dispassionate@quokk.au

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Cake day: May 27th, 2026

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 hours ago

Trump Administration Announces All Doors Must Have Knobs

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Trump Administration Announces All Doors Must Have Knobs

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 hours ago

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 hours ago

Brown Wave Rising: Republicans Promise Return to Simpler, Worse Times

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Brown Wave Rising: Republicans Promise Return to Simpler, Worse Times

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 5 hours ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•AI Bubble Bursts, Companies Re-Hire Same Employees for Lower Salaries
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1 day ago
Here at the Dispassionate Publishing Company, we pride ourselves on our precognitive abilities.

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

AI Bubble Bursts, Companies Re-Hire Same Employees for Lower Salaries

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AI Bubble Bursts, Companies Re-Hire Same Employees for Lower Salaries

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 day ago

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

One Big Beautiful Billing Error

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One Big Beautiful Billing Error

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

Americans Shocked to Learn Tampons and Oat Milk Now Classified as Extremist Financing

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Americans Shocked to Learn Tampons and Oat Milk Now Classified as Extremist Financing

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 2 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.autoCasual UK@feddit.uk•Why do Brits act like if you fall into a canal, you'll likely drown? UK canals are only waist-deep. Any conscious person who falls in would just stand up, like these videos show.
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https://disreport.com/articles/y3axdy75/britain-declares-state-of-emergency-after-third-dissident-drowns-in-parking-lot-puddle

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

Microsoft Foils Major Typing Plot, Arrests Child

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Microsoft Foils Major Typing Plot, Arrests Child

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•White House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvation
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7 days ago
Sigh, perhaps the title could use some work.

Edit: fixed it.

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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•White House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvation
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7 days ago
Same…

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

White House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvation

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White House Celebrates New Era of Patriotic Starvation

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 7 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Trump Promises Prosperity Will Trickle Down Like a “Golden Shower” After Fed Rate Hike
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8 days ago
Cur non ambo?

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

Trump Promises Prosperity Will Trickle Down Like a “Golden Shower” After Fed Rate Hike

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Trump Promises Prosperity Will Trickle Down Like a “Golden Shower” After Fed Rate Hike

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 8 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare
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9 days ago
We are considering a bounty for the usernames who have downvoted this.

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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare
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9 days ago
Big Pharma

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago

Donald Trump unveils “Reverse Border Security Initiative”

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Donald Trump unveils “Reverse Border Security Initiative”

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago

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Dispassionate@quokk.auOPtoThe Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works•Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare
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Her tour will be amazing. I hear Jesus is a guest speaker.

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago

Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare

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Pam Bondi Announces ‘Cancer Survivor’ Tour Following Harrowing 14-Minute Medical Scare

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 9 days ago

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