I don’t know that this is satire. There’s no wit or layers to it. Its more like dystopian misery porn? Like it’s way too likely to be a real news article in 4-5 years
Here at the Dispassionate Publishing Company, we pride ourselves on our precognitive abilities.
Isn’t this already actually happening?
My company isn’t ai but that’s what we’re doing. Laid off half the warehouse workers and rehired most of them as temps for cheaper. Really shitty obviously.
Unionize or live in a world where capital rapes you. Hell, they will still rape you but the union supplies some lube I guess.
You’re right except fuck this job and workplace lol, im working on getting out of here lol. Reality is the owner is actually really dumb, like dumber than the average guy on the street. He can’t make the business profitable despite underpaying everyone but his family is rich as hell so we cash our checks until we can find something better.



