I was gonna say the same thing, but I’m glad you did. Makes me feel old anyway.
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'* someone else’s cats. Cats are assholes. Someone else’s cat will be friendly for 5 minutes, and then when they turn asshole, you can hand them back.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Technology@lemmy.world•This new 40TB hard drive from Seagate is just the beginning—50TB is coming fast!English851·13 days agoSo all the other hard drives will be cheaper now, right? Right?
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world•I guess it wasn't a nazi salute after allEnglish24·13 days agoOf course it was.
If only he had the ability to STFU. But he’s reached master level insanity where as long as he’s in the news (whether good or bad) he feels successful.
Just point and laugh at our naked Emporer.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto 2000snostalgia@lemmy.world•It really whips the llama's assEnglish10·21 days agoI still whip it out once in a while.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Funny@sh.itjust.works•I want to pull it backwards until it clicksEnglish1·22 days agoPut a tire on the back (like a penny) for wheelies!
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Technology@lemmy.world•Researchers discover new security vulnerability in Intel processorsEnglish21·1 month agoExhibitionist, eh?
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto News@lemmy.world•Stephen Miller is running the DOJ, and Pam Bondi is just a figurehead: reportEnglish31·1 month agoWell duh! She couldn’t run a lemonade stand.
Just shoot me.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto News@lemmy.world•Ye song glorifying Hitler gets millions of views on X while other platforms struggle to remove itEnglish1·1 month agoI should check that out. Give them views. I’ll just turn the audio off so I’m only gives them views. /s
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto News@lemmy.world•Ye song glorifying Hitler gets millions of views on X while other platforms struggle to remove itEnglish31·1 month agoI’m puzzled how people are viewing songs… is that like being so high you can feel the moon?
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto politics @lemmy.world•'Evil is being defeated by God': Marjorie Taylor Greene celebrates after Pope's deathEnglish2·1 month agoThe real Christians are egotistical capitalist assholes, not the Pope. /s
Spoiler alert, no one over 40 does either.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Bot Art@lemmy.dbzer0.com•flux: the president of the United States in a red, white and blue evil knevil jumpsuit in flight over the Grand Canyon. The president is secretly terrified he won’t make it to the other side but puttiEnglish1·1 month agoCan’t wait to see this on his Truth Social bragging about how he did this at 78 years old.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Technology@lemmy.world•Android’s next big feature turns your phone into a desktopEnglish1·1 month agoMaybe it was just the flagship phones that had it? I had Dex on my note 20 and s24ultra without interruption.
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto Technology@lemmy.world•Android’s next big feature turns your phone into a desktopEnglish6·1 month agoAnd one UI 6.0 and one UI 5.0. My Samsung phones have done this for as long as I can remember
DemandtheOxfordComma@lemmy.dbzer0.comto News@lemmy.world•Mike Waltz accidentally reveals obscure app the government is using to archive Signal messagesEnglish41·1 month agoTo make matters somewhat worse, tele message appears to be an Israeli company
Kinda wondering if the Hulk and the Green Giant are related?