Oh no. Anyways…

HIMS, HERS, and dating apps for days.

• A belgian waffle machine that is caked in burnt dough

• The bacon is flimsy and under cooked

• Plain bagels stiff from being left out too long and a load of white break next to a toaster you have to cycle 3 times

• The kids leave a plate full of waffles floating in a pool of syrup, 4 bites taken

• Half the 4 seater tables are taken up by 1 person, with plenty of 2-seaters wide open

• Regular and decaf coffee that tastes burnt, and only powdered creamer, offers tea but it’s so picked over it’s 2-3 types of fruity chai or chamomile, green tea.

A local, small time hockey team has middle-arena ticket for $13. The price almost doubles because they use tm. $10 in cOnVeNiEnCe fees and processing and the “privilege” of using their shitty app.

Them: Keep the government out of my personal life

Also them: [screams about banning everything they’re told they shouldn’t like]

Literally everyone who wasn’t duped knows this

There were waves of people who claimed that because their guy Bernie didn’t get the nom, they threw a fit and were outright voting 3rd party instead of Biden. Of course, none of them ever went to the polls to vote in the primaries because [insert 14 different excuses]

Only 22? Should that include someone for Graphic Design?

According to all the right-wingers…Joe Biden has masterminded the murder and coverups of thousands of murder while simultaneously being the most incompetent senile sitting president in history…while Hunter Biden has all the details documented on his laptop…

When I got my P7P i had to switch back to the bar immediately and I was “navigating” out of games/apps with the gesture.

I tried switching to vivaldi on my personal PC and it gave me nothing but problems. not a fan of the layout, but more importantly Chrome-based browsers seem to give me a big problem where it puts my SSD at 100% utilization and locks the whole thing. Vivaldi locked it up a dozen times in the first hour.

So iPhone users can act like dicks because they are the in crowd when messaging each other.

They can interact with their messages in more ways than others. Direct message reactions (like, heart) and they can see the dot-dot-dot when another iPhoner was typing. I actually had a girl give me a hard time over this because she was iPhone and I’m android.

I have an eclectic taste in music

Every custom playlist is top-40 hits