For SOME reason, the “choose a different amount” selection doesn’t work on Uber Eats…

JESUS CHRIST!!! Don’t give them fucking ideas!

“there was no Danger to my Chasis”

“duh.”

GERONIMO!!!

She says that like it’s a bad thing…

Well, I say it’s just good genes and nutrition.

However if he still looks like that 100 years from now, then we may need to have a conversation…

I wonder how much longer it will be until the board of directors of the various companies he’s involved in start a serious revolt and push to get him out of the company?

Oh man This post just awoke a REAL old memory for me. Growing up my dad had these two old beat up flashlights. I looked them up and found this https://www.etsy.com/listing/1027765511/eveready-no1359-safety-flashlight.

I always thought they had a cool design.

Yes. That is indeed grass.

Beg pardon, but are you male or female?

At what point in your life, does someone ,who your never going to meet or even know exists, makes you wake up every day going “I must crush these people!”

And they say Trans people are mentally ill…

Lets be honest. Most people buy stuff to impress other people. At this stage in my life I have no fucks to give about that any more.

Many happy returns!

And nobody posted This yet!? The Roomba That Screams When it Bumps Into Stuff

Of all the places to do this to, why The Archive?

You act like that’s any different from any other fortune 500 company.

The winner.

eh, my gout is acting up…

Hey, if you got to enjoy that feature from reddit like me, you’d be paranoid too