Instead of Spot showing up, I hope this shows up instead when people mistype their search for “Datascat”.
If you want a template:
“I am fully functional… but not all functions would be considered pleasant.”
I have no idea what this is about, but it reads like someone who’s never seen Star Trek.
Captain Picard had an uncomfortable conversation with Data, after which Data defecated android chunks on Picard’s couch. This power move immediately promoted Data to Captain, which caused Picard to be demoted to Commander. Picard then had to order couch cleaning.
In keeping with his new rank, he was relocated to a cabinet
What makes you think that?
You mean apart from “Commander” Picard getting on comms and asking for himself?
Referring to the Ready Room as a cabinet was also a bit jarring.
Oh is that what ‘cabinet’ meant?
Besides a cabinet, where else are you going to put jars?
What would you suggest then?
I would suggest watching Star Trek.
What do you suggest to edit in this meme?
That’s the question in a more accessible form just for you.
ed: I watch my third Trek series in russian and I took these screencaps while watching TNG. I may be confused in the protocol, but I’m pissed something called ‘A Shitpost’ faces auch scrutiny.
I wouldn’t suggest editing it. You are totally unfamiliar with the source material. It just doesn’t work. The character, who I am guessing you do not know the name of, is an android. He doesn’t shit. He also doesn’t have emotions, so he wouldn’t shit himself with fear.
He doesn’t shit.
Are you sure? I heard he’s fully functional.
Are you serious? I did these screencaps myself. The episode, s2e09, is literally about who\what Data is.
That entire last panel makes no sense. How does one “clean one sofa in [his] cabinet”?
Me stoopid, that’s why I added the template.
You’re perfect TenForward material with that attitude. You’ll fit in well.
True. They do seem to be an expert in Star Trek: The Second Incarnation.
So passively agressive.
Honestly, there’s no passive about his aggression. 🤣
I think OP meant to call the ready room a “cabin” and picked a wrong but similar-sounding word.
Who else instinctively zoomed in on last panel with the couch to see if they edited it?
Just me then?
I checked. Thought that fold might be a streak.
