yoink [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agobrat summer has endedhexbear.netimagemessage-square39fedilinkarrow-up1148arrow-down10file-text
arrow-up1148arrow-down1imagebrat summer has endedhexbear.netyoink [she/her]@hexbear.net to chapotraphouse@hexbear.netEnglish · 2 months agomessage-square39fedilinkfile-text
minus-squarerootsbreadandmakka [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up81·edit-22 months agoImmediate end to all [blank] summers until we can figure out what the hell is going on
minus-squareElChapoDeChapo [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up44·2 months agoWhite boy summer has been canceled and been replaced with white man winter
minus-squarelil_tank [any, he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·2 months agoGame of thrones opening plays
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 months agoWhen winter comes, just backstab the main guy of winter and it’s all resolved and fine and you can return to the status quo like before. Simple.
minus-squareSmeagolicious [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·2 months agoOk, who and where’s the head white guy?
minus-squarepropter_hog [any, any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·edit-22 months agoCurrently it’s Biden, will probably be Trump after November.
minus-squarejack [he/him, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·2 months agoI’m betting head white guy will be Kamala
minus-squarePaulie [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up36·2 months agoI’m begging the Gulf Stream to collapse so we have an endless ice age summer
minus-squareBlack_Mald_Futures [any]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoIt’s been really cool this week for August
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoNo more grilling? No more stench of barbecue smoke for months at a time?
minus-squareRom [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22·2 months agoNo more loud ass lawnmowers at 7am on a Saturday
minus-squareUlyssesT [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·2 months agoI think some boomers and Gen-X age junior boomers want to do that lawnmower shit and would be very upset if they couldn’t for some reason.
minus-squareHexboare [they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 months agoThey’d have to spend the time with their family otherwise
minus-squarelemmyseizethemeans@lemmygrad.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·edit-22 months agoEstimates are 90% chance in next twenty years. Could happen tomorrow. Fun times!
minus-squareChaosMaterialist [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 months agoEvery [blank] Summer precedes a [blank] Fall.
Immediate end to all [blank] summers until we can figure out what the hell is going on
White boy summer has been canceled and been replaced with white man winter
Game of thrones opening plays
When winter comes, just backstab the main guy of winter and it’s all resolved and fine and you can return to the status quo like before. Simple.
Ok, who and where’s the head white guy?
Currently it’s Biden, will probably be Trump after November.
I’m betting head white guy will be Kamala
I’m begging the Gulf Stream to collapse so we have an endless ice age summer
It’s been really cool this week for August
No more grilling? No more stench of barbecue smoke for months at a time?
No more loud ass lawnmowers at 7am on a Saturday
I think some boomers and Gen-X age junior boomers want to do that lawnmower shit and would be very upset if they couldn’t for some reason.
They’d have to spend the time with their family otherwise
Estimates are 90% chance in next twenty years. Could happen tomorrow. Fun times!
Every [blank] Summer precedes a [blank] Fall.