Why did I pay $15 to watch some xenomorph
spoiler
human baby attempt to breastfeed from its obviously disgusted mother. DUMB
Good for Weyland Yutani on creating a colony of British/English people on Jackson’s Star.
2.5/5
Why did I pay $15 to watch some xenomorph
human baby attempt to breastfeed from its obviously disgusted mother. DUMB
Good for Weyland Yutani on creating a colony of British/English people on Jackson’s Star.
2.5/5
Fede Álvarez is such an edgelord hack, his previous two projects were Don’t Breathe 2, a movie where
CW: SA
the turkey-baster rapist from the first movie gets an epic redemption arc and becomes the “hero”
and that awful Texas Chainsaw remake that isn’t even worth discussing. but this is Hollywood so he will continue to fail upwards and brainless horror fans will keep lapping this franchise slop up like the good little piggies they are
say what you want about Prometheus, at least it was about something
lmao yeah I mean technically he only came up with the story and didn’t write the actual script or direct. but that’s maybe even worse because other people had to do all the hard work in executing his terrible ideas while he gets to rake in the profits as a producer
and honestly Álvarez is a competent director but he shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a script. but I guess it’s cheaper to have him direct his shitty first drafts instead of having to pay a talented screenwriter
Our slop franchises in good hands, I see
my new headcanon is this is why there’s a
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prometheus baby birth scene