Why did I pay $15 to watch some xenomorph
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human baby attempt to breastfeed from its obviously disgusted mother. DUMB
Good for Weyland Yutani on creating a colony of British/English people on Jackson’s Star.
2.5/5
Why did I pay $15 to watch some xenomorph
human baby attempt to breastfeed from its obviously disgusted mother. DUMB
Good for Weyland Yutani on creating a colony of British/English people on Jackson’s Star.
2.5/5
THEY GOT THE TCM 2022 GUY TO DO ALIEN
lmao yeah I mean technically he only came up with the story and didn’t write the actual script or direct. but that’s maybe even worse because other people had to do all the hard work in executing his terrible ideas while he gets to rake in the profits as a producer
and honestly Álvarez is a competent director but he shouldn’t be allowed anywhere near a script. but I guess it’s cheaper to have him direct his shitty first drafts instead of having to pay a talented screenwriter
Our slop franchises in good hands, I see
my new headcanon is this is why there’s a
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prometheus baby birth scene