You know what, respect to the sun (🤮), I don’t think I’ve ever heard any news outlet refer to nuclear missiles (especially those held by the west) as “doomsday weapons” but that’s exactly what the fuck they are
we’ve reached DEFCUM 0
“do you want to see my missile?”
welcome to my nuclear family
I found a YouTube link in your comment. Here are links to the same video on alternative frontends that protect your privacy:
and the captain’s name?
I wouldn’t have named my child Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, but then again he got named before Putin really became a thing in the common consciousness
Dear Mr Exclusives Nuclear Weapons Royal Navy Sex The Sun Newspaper Vladimir Putin, I’m so sorry I was not your mother.
Don’t be! My mother, Mrs. Putin was a very sweet lady
Did I ever tell you how I saved the world from nuclear Armageddon with the power of love?
Lol you beat me to it.
Gooning for Peace & Nuclear Disarmament
Lmao…can I see it?
I hope he said “baby - I’m gonna plow you with this nuclear tipped ICBM, sexy style”
A major plot point in the Kelsey Grammer movie “Down Periscope”, in which Grammer plays a US navy sub commander, is that Grammer’s character got “welcome aboard” tattooed on his penis. And the entire US navy knows it.
However, a Royal Navy source said sex on board did not form part of their investigation.
🎶 In the Navyyyyy 🎶
The movie’s title?
Up Periscope
And here’s The Sun of all things, with the assist:
PORNSUB Submarine captain sacked for making sex vid while in charge of nuclear missiles & sharing filthy clip with junior sailor.
The scandal is another major blow to the Navy amid a chronic shortage of submarine staff
The Vanguard sex footage follows claims that a different submarine captain put his manhood in the pocket of a female sub-lieutenant on board.
that was his mistake; women remember that shit for some weird ass reason.
Helloooooooooooooo Sailor!
I hoped it would’ve been Shore Leave
