Sjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years agoI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square126linkfedilinkarrow-up11.15Karrow-down19
arrow-up11.14Karrow-down1imageI can whistle at the speed of soundsh.itjust.worksSjmarf@sh.itjust.works to Science Memes@mander.xyzEnglish · 2 years agomessage-square126linkfedilink
minus-squarefckreddit@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up80·2 years agoI have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
minus-squareMuscar@discuss.onlinelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17·2 years agoPffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
minus-squaredch82@lemmy.zipdeleted by creatorlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·2 years agoThis guy microwaves
minus-squareThreeme2189@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·2 years agoI have lightning fast wifi at home
minus-squareEtterra@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoElections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
minus-squareComment105@lemm.eelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 years agoThis is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
minus-squareEheran@lemmy.worldcakelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 years agoBut electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.
I have wifi router that emits microwaves at the speed of light.
Pffft, I have a microwave that emits microwaves at microwave speeds to microwave things.
This guy microwaves
I have lightning fast wifi at home
Elections are slower than light waves so technically you have a slow, shitty router, but at least it can electrocute people so that’s something.
This is why I support the Empire. In a dictatorship there’s no waiting for elections.
But electrocutions are something dif… Never mind.