I’m sure they’ll be relieved to have your permission.
We will still check in with you jf we want to do something else risky with our kids like teach them to ride bikes or let them climb tall jungle gyms. Or spin them around in our arms and make airplane noises.
What the fuck are you talking about. That’s not remotely true. You just put the baby in your hand and lift it. It’s not that uncommon a “stunt”.
you understand that balancing is worse, right? you’re not making yourself look better
You don’t have kids of your own do you?
when you have children, nature just turns off the part of your brain that says not to juggle your children over hard surfaces?
So, no.
Relax. Maybe go touch grass or find something else to satisfy your need to be outraged.
okay. explain the part where it’s the right idea to do this with your children over a hard surface when you don’t have to. c’mon
Such a weird hill to die on.
I got high and I’m over it. ppl can damage their children if they’d like
I’m sure they’ll be relieved to have your permission.
We will still check in with you jf we want to do something else risky with our kids like teach them to ride bikes or let them climb tall jungle gyms. Or spin them around in our arms and make airplane noises.
What the hell are you smoking that you get high and become argumentative? You might want to switch drugs.
K thanks this convo is over