Perfect. I’ve always thought the biggest problem with my Xbox controller is that it’s too easy for its speed and heading to be ascertained by U-boats.
this is a deep cut joke for very specific enthusiasts of 1910s experimental naval warfare
This is hexbear, whatever life choices led any of us here definitely included learning about dazzle camoflage
i mean i learned about the 1910s experimental naval warfare at the same time as reading about the effectiveness of different techniques for confounding facial recognition
and it works for the xbox controller, too. i can’t tell who it is!
Is it because homophobia or because it’s a migraine-inducing aesthetic eyesore?
I want it
I do too but not gonna give Corp money for it, if I saw that hand painted or something hell yeah it kind of slaps
Homophobes are so ridiculous. This is the quietest, most personal expression of Pride I could imagine and they’re still offended by it…
They’d make for ideal superstitious peasants.
“What is this symbol of Moorish devilry?”
“John it’s a horseshoe.”
“That is the crescent of the Mohammadan!”
Thats hideous… that design is bordering on homophobic 😭
nah, it has a certain neurodivergent je ne sais quoi. I really like it
My thoughts exactly. Why couldn’t they just make a trans flag colored controller, I’d buy that in a heartbeat.
because they’re trying to appeal to more queer people in a cynical attempt to dive into our wallets
it’s ok though it still looks cool
I have this controller and everyone who sees it in person thinks it’s dope. It’s a really chaotic design, but it works way better in person than it does in images.
White background and head-on lighting washing out the colors probably aren’t doing it any favors in this image
Yeah. In person, it’s really fun and looks great in hand or on the coffee table.
Dazzle paint reduces the contrast of the controller when viewed from the surface or the air from its surroundings as well as the contrast of one section of the controller from another
Honestly I like how it looks but I’m also the one sporting all the eye searing animated rainbow dyes in Terraria
That’s pretty snazzy.
Ah, brings back memories as someone who was perpetually player 2. For me it was always the clear blue madcatz or a Logitech with massive stick drift. At least when I was at my cousin’s we took turns with the good controller lol
I mean sometimes the mad cats slapped hard and WERE the good controller, being able to set a button to turbo instead of having to rapidly button mash. I remember it would suck depending on the car for burnout revenge when you were trying to cause as big of an accident (tapping that B button to splode[Xbox]) as possible, but would be fine for enter the matrix for the pew pews, I’m sure it’d be fine for other games too just didn’t have many.
ah yes because a too brightly colored gay controller is definitely equivalent to one that is nonfunctional /s
i’m sorry but that looks like dogwater. way too busy and confused
you can have your opinion but I want you to know that as long as you phrase it as objective it’s wrong
Proud G*mer not afraid to stand up to the gays ruining HIS games.
Does it come in DualShock 3?
If a “friend” walks into my house and wants to torch my whole place after seeing this controller, I’ll make sure to dump their body in another town.
Whenever I look at an xbox controller I feel like it was designed FOR american hands, I cannot see my thumbs on those analogs
Our hands evolved like giraffe necks so that we could wield triple patty burgers
