Bullshit. Also bullshit because the new soda machines, the touch screen ones, always break down. MY TREATS!
Its crazy because soda is basically free. Sugar, water, and carbonation are pennies on the gallon to produce. There’s no real cost to “Free Refills” given that they’re selling you 64oz cups for $5/ea already.
Every restaurant will become a ghost kitchen thanks commies
I know you’re being silly, but it’s Fun how any negative effect of late stage capitalism is inherently blamed on communists and socialists in a country where the farthest left any actual person in power gets is still right of center. 😂
Ask a capitalist and a communist to criticize each other’s ideas, and they’ll both criticize capitalism.
phased out by 2032
Holy fuck Mcdonalds plans further ahead than any branch or politician within the US government
How the fuck does replacing a drinks machine take 9 years?
Well they’re all franchises so it’s less of a direct replacement and more of convincing a few thousand small business owning boomers to change something that’s been working for them. Probably takes that long just to make sure they don’t try to do a coup
Billions must die.
Now I can’t create my own soda, which is the best part of fast food soda. Otherwise it’s just a shitload of sugar I could’ve just gotten at the store for cheaper.
Those one-dispenser machines with touchscreens preserve this spirit of alchemy, although they’re inherently more gross because different sodas coming out the same hose messes stuff up.
they are also rarely cleaned lol
Rarely is an overstatement.
Can we… ask the employee to mix the Spezi?
I’m glad they’re giving nine years notice. That’ll give biologists a chance to study and preserve specimens from this unique microbiome before their habitats are destroyed.
They’ll establish several McDonald’s wildlife preserves where the coke runs like waterfalls
How to tell if your society has become an overly conservative wasteland of stagnation- Are your
citizensconsumers willing to give up access to a self-serve soda fountain for increased “consistency of experience”? - That’s all, that’s the book
Yeah, I read theory
- Are your
first 9/11 and now this…
All the McDonald’s here already have. I hate it.
Let me drink a catastrophically large amount of coke zero, Ronald, it’s the only reason I liked you anyway!
Wondering how many Americans will commit mass shootings at McDonald’s because of this. I’m going to say at least 5.
