RamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agoIt's dialectical you seehexbear.netimagemessage-square57fedilinkarrow-up191arrow-down14file-text
arrow-up187arrow-down1imageIt's dialectical you seehexbear.netRamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net to games@hexbear.netEnglish · 5 months agomessage-square57fedilinkfile-text
Original Meme TIL, after years of playing Stardew Valley on-off, that Pierre apparently has quite the (well-deserved) hatedom.
minus-squareGlueBear [they/them, comrade/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·5 months agoWhy can’t I romance JoJo guy?
minus-squarethethirdgracchi [he/him, they/them]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up28·5 months agoBecause he’s not a person, he’s merely the living personification of capital itself.
minus-squareDefinitelyNotAPhone [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up20·5 months agoJust imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though! : “Have you considered renting out your farm to sharecroppers at slave wages to increase profits?”
minus-squareWashedAnus [he/him]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up15·5 months agoThat’s why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops. Also, Junimo slave labor
minus-squareRamrodBaguette [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.netOPlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up11·5 months agoCounterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em
minus-squareCyberSyndicalist [none/use name]@hexbear.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·5 months ago We have very strict rules against romantic entanglements with our corpo-humanoids
Why can’t I romance JoJo guy?
Because he’s not a person, he’s merely the living personification of capital itself.
Just imagine the RP possibilities after you marry him though!
That’s why I build cabins and force my friends to work my farm for free while I sell all the crops.
Also, Junimo slave labor
Counterpoint: Those little bastards made me go to great lengths to get five different varieties of manure for their stupid bundles so fuck em