“Back in 19 oh 3 when I was just a lad in Scranton PA - my pappy used to say - he’d said - he used to say - he said - ‘Son, kids today don’t remember how hard it was during the Great Depression.’ And lemme tell you even though a full course meal cost only a nickel each - every penny was hard scrabble earned. Kids today are all real lazy and don’t think right because of the internet and video games…”