It's how you turn a goth gf into a goth wife

The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world · edit-2 2 年前

It's how you turn a goth gf into a goth wife

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 2 年前

I’m a Gomez at heart but more of a Fester in the looks department.

Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

The key to Gomez energy is his sincerity. You might not be able to draw a Morticia (because she’s probably already got a Gomez) but a Fester with sincerity who aims with his heart rather than his eyes/dick has a good chance of finding true love.

pseudo · 2 年前

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tjsauce@lemmy.world · 2 年前

He finds someone afterward anyway, someone who’s much better for him

verity_kindle@sh.itjust.works · 2 年前

Debbie!

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 2 年前

Well, you brought a tear to this bald man’s eye and hope to his heart. Amen.

AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world · 2 年前

According to the first movie, Fester was more of a ladies man than Gomez, or at least that’s what Gomez thought.

Gormadt@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 年前

I’m more of a cousin Itt in the looks department while being a Gomez at heart

But I feel you friend

allrian@lemmy.world · 2 年前

So you are a member of ZZ Top?

tegs_terry@feddit.uk · 2 年前

Every girl crazy 'bout a sharp-dressed man 🤷‍♂️

bitwaba@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Ain’t got legs

Don’t know how to use 'em

Xatolos@reddthat.com · 2 年前

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Num10ck@lemmy.world · 2 年前

i have the opposite problem.

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 2 年前

You have a sweet ass pencil moustache but can also power light bulbs with your teeth?

massive_bereavement@fedia.io · 2 年前

A god among men.

MeanEYE@lemmy.world · 2 年前

Money solves that part. In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that’s much harder to achieve.

FutileRecipe@lemmy.world · 2 年前

In rare cases charisma pulls you out, but that’s much harder to achieve.

Spoken like a person with no charisma.