• chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    5 months ago

    Story of Job is basically

    Satan: bet that guy wouldn’t worship you anymore if you ruined his life

    God: Totally would, watch me kill his whole family

    They are both on team asshole

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      5 months ago

      You forgot the bit where it was actually satan who ruined his life 😒

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        You forgot the bit where god literally destroys everything the man ever had and owned. Oh but it is alright because god gave him a new family and other stuff after that. What if Job said fuck you god you don’t exist, after being left with nothing? Would god have just fucking smitten him where he stood or what? The story only works because Job keeps his faith but that does not absolve god of all the shit he did to Job.

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          5 months ago

          BUT when you realize it’s an allegory for “keeping strong and continuing to work through adversity instead of giving up” and the mystical beings were made up to help the story … much like the snake that licks the file in aesops tales … it makes sense.

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            5 months ago

            Most Christians do not consider Bible stories to be allegorical and suggesting as much can be called heresy.

            Many, many things could be different and better if more people realized more of those stories are allegory.

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              5 months ago

              Almost exactly 50% of Christians in the world are Catholics, who acknowledge that the Bible is allegorical and not literal truth.

              If you are referring to fundamentalists (typically evangelicals), yes most of them do believe in the literal truth. Evangelicals in the US are about 24% of the population, and most likely Less in the rest of the world.

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                5 months ago

                Me when I make things up

                Part 1, Section 1, Chapter 2, Article 3 Paragraph 107 of the Catechism of the Catholic Church teaches

                The inspired books teach the truth. “Since therefore all that the inspired authors or sacred writers affirm should be regarded as affirmed by the Holy Spirit, we must acknowledge that the books of Scripture firmly, faithfully, and without error teach that truth which God, for the sake of our salvation, wished to see confided to the Sacred Scriptures.”

                And 116 further reinforces there is a literal interpretation of scripture that exists. If someone thinks the Bible is simply allegorical then they aren’t a Catholic at all, nevermind Christian

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                  5 months ago

                  I don’t think your quote at all addresses the concept of whether Catholics doctrine declares the Bible to be literally true. Inerrant, yes.

                  I think there is confusion because the church believes that some passages should be taken literally and other symbolically, and the church will tell you which is which.

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                    5 months ago

                    So how’s that different from protestantism, except from a church existing to tell you which is which?

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        Well my point is that Satan is kind of awful too anyways. He is not exactly in opposition to the terrible things God is doing in the Bible and in fact eggs him on so it doesn’t make much sense to be pro-Satan if you are anti-God.

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          Lucifer is cast as the villain. Of course he’s shown as bad. What’s incredible is that he’s not shown as significantly more bad than Yahweh