“See that lab Tech over there? All he ever does is just clean the same tools all day”
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“Jo, can you hack this instagram account for me? Shouldn’t be that hard, everything needs to be the same in your world”
“Dude just talking to people, everyone can do that”.
What’s your job?
Social work and sex ed with a smidgen of research.
People pay me money, and then I worry about the same things that they worry about, only more eloquently.
I am a programmer, which means that either I sit around doing nothing all day because chatgpt is doing my job, or I am the guy fixing printers around here.
I move little icons around, press little square buttons and the higher-ups are happy
“So, you just spend all day reading books, right?”
Unemployed
Bean counter.
To be clear, this is not to insult on anyone’s job. It is a just way to observe if the workers are aware of their occupation’s stereotypes or not.
We put crap in kids heads that they’ll never use later in life.
“Man, this motherfucker just wanders around the store with a clipboard and a scanner all day.”
They’re not wrong.
I used to tell people to turn it off and back on again. Now I tell other people how to tell people to turn it off and back on again.
IT team managers unite
Yup.
I make executives look good via fancy PPT and PBIs (business consultant).
