how tf do i call out of work. i never do this shit and i’m always terrified of doing it. i hate my job and would much rather do the thing with my friends tomorrow but i’m a terrible liar and have a deep seated need to be seen as doing good, even by my fucking b*ss. does anyone have any tips for how to do it?
Some good advice here but try not to add too many details. The more you add to your story the less believable it is. “I won’t be in today I have spent the last 3 hours on the toilet” is one I use a lot