• lad
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    2323 days ago

    This flowchart is missing “Swamp gas from a weather balloon was trapped in a thermal pocket, and refracted light from Venus”

  • @Etterra@lemmy.world
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    1623 days ago

    They forgot “is it followed by a bright flash and mushroom clouds?” → nuke, so grab some whiskey and make your peace because you’re probably too close.

  • @smeg@feddit.uk
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    1423 days ago

    Is “fireball” a technical term here? Because I only know the wizard kind and they do end in a dramatic explosion.

  • @Hupf@feddit.de
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    323 days ago

    What if Alexander Gerst is waving a flashlight at me from his boat in a downward u motion?

  • @Spoilt
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    221 days ago

    Not really big, slowly blinking and regularly burning my retinas

    • synae[he/him]
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      222 days ago

      Perhaps look closer at the “yes” and “no” on the arrows which are a very important (although small) part of this decision tree

  • @Zerush@lemmy.ml
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    123 days ago

    WOW, you learn something new every day, who thought that this thing that burns your retina or cook english turists in the Beach, is the Sun?