I had a priest bless the hot dogs I’m going to eat tonight.

  • FnordPrefect [comrade/them, he/him]@hexbear.net
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    6 months ago

    grillman “That’s right son, if Da Troops didn’t kill children around the world, we wouldn’t have the freedom to kill children like you here in meat factories. And without that child labor, these meat tubes would be slightly more expensive. Well, the price probably wouldn’t actually change, but shareholder profit wouldn’t be maximized…”