Let my people go…BROTHER!
That sea can’t stop us! No wayyyy!
tears tunic in half
tears red sea in half
My tag team partner Yahweh and I are about to turn your firstborn into 24-in pythons, Brother!
The 24 inch python joke should clearly be made about Aaron’s staff… iykyk
Yahweh aka Jake the Snake!
The Lord’s chosen people are all the little Hulkamaniacs out there, oh you know it brother!
Pharaoh said, “ummm hmmm, yeah! Who is the LORD? Oh yeah, that I should obey him and let Israel go, yeah!? I do not know the LORD,ummm hmmm! and I will not let Israel go, ummm hmmm, yeah! I’m the cream of crop! And I’ll raise to the top”.
Edit: you have to read in macho man’s voice.
HELL YEAH BROTHER
This based on what?
Hulkamania.
Brotherrr
Old episodes of thunder in Paradise
Did Moses have a brother?
Hahahahahaha you’re a fucking genius friend
Moses clearly owned a liquor still
and has Chinese doll hair
Hulk Hogan from wish?
It’s actually from a failed cloning where the DNA from Hulk Hogan got mixed with Trevor Phillips from GTA V’s
Reminds me of Carl from Aqua Teen Hunger Force
“YOU WILL NOT BE EXPERIENCING MOTION SIBLING”
Or maybe not brother
Its funny because the hulkster went full jesusfreak on us.
Too much steroids and coke
A tale as old as time
I need two of ALL of you to join ARCAMANIA!
/rips off his shirt
Isn’t that Noah?
Yeah but I’m sure they reused assets.
Ohhhh, riiiiiiight
So science that it much be true
I think the Gandalf one is more on point:
https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/3d-recreation-moses-hulk-hogan/
Let’s say it was true: The hell did they recreate the model from anyway?
Mozes’s wrestling video’s
I really liked his 7 plagues head lock finisher
Lmao I love it
My favourite bible passage is the one where Moses goes to see Pharo, and tells him that the Jews are trying to form a union.
More like split the seas for the NWO rebellion
Passage?
Somewhere in the book of McMahon
It was Jesse Ventura all along!
Legit comment, the jaw isn’t slack
In other news Exteter University is holding it’s 24th annual “Hulk Hogan RULES Day”…
Parting the waters with a leg drop
