Please take my money. I would pay thousands for this

It’s also notably harder and less… practical to remove the part of the brain that bothers you as opposed to removing the part of the intestines that bothers you.

The UK is exactly the same, except they will write “SLOW” on the street, right next to the sign, to confuse you.

If they did a day early, it’s probably not to beat the competition though

Good/bad news. This shitty pic was definitely prompted, from an LLM.

Youd think some people would start asking questions when the “eyewitness account” suddenly starts describing an event they didn’t actually witness… But no

No, much worse. I think that was the point.

Being shitfaced and crashing into something is what is know in nautical terms as “an unexplained navigation system malfunction”, because “we can’t say why the ship didn’t turn” goes over a lot better than “the ship didn’t turn because we didn’t forgot to turn the ship”

“Hi there miss, lemme shine this lamp in your face while you’re stranded.”

Horses totally would, we’re just lucky they have the wrong teeth and mouth for it.

I think it’s hilarious.

Did you also think that BEFORE you learned to close your bags?

Protecting trans women, protects everyone.

And inversely, harming trans women harms everyone. Which is their entire goal.

Speaking in the bathroom, sure.

With a stranger? Absolutely not.

And of course, if you look even sliiiightly imperfect compared their to their AI-generated version of what women should be, the MAGA crowd will be harassing you on your way to the bathroom as well.

I have a friend in urology, who will occasionally talk about clogged… systems, and how much urine a person can hold. It’s a surprisingly large amount, to the degree where they can’t remove it all in one go because the drop of internal pressure will lead to a drop in bloodpressure.

So yes, you CAN pee yourself to death.

Bullshit content nobody needs, and crappy translation!

I love how a few decades ago, we were all wondering how it’s possible that bats and birds don’t just smack into stuff while flying quickly. Such majesty and grace, such amazing creatures

And now, thanks to highspeed cameras, we know that just run into stuff all the time.

Look at, having a production server that isn’t also their development server.

The broken ones didn’t get saved.

Edit: I’m just now remembering the staggering amount of broken and discard pipes and pottery we have in display cases literally everywhere. Nevermind.

Smart thinking!