The UK is a parody country that has effectively managed to synthesise all the worst parts of feudalism and neoliberalism together
One of their kids makes a living by misleading the public, and the other one is a magician
ok so this asshole can name himself Crisp Money but if i call myself Stack Cheddar i’m cringe? fuck off.
well… do you?
YES there’s an 8 foot high tower of tillamook cheddar in my backyard and i’ve been holding off the feds for at least 3 days
https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Coutts
Founded in 1692, it is the eighth oldest bank in the world. Today, Coutts forms part of NatWest Group’s wealth management division.
Like other people have said, the absolute lack of self awareness and ghoulism to write something like this is dumbfounding.
Also,
how do you try to do a power pose and come off with literally negative presence
By having never stood for anything nor worked for anything in your entire life.
I wonder what they think work even is. Like I get the sense that they consider “work” literally just a mindset and has nothing at all to do with actually doing a job
Many of them think that work means “making an effort at a task” and not “if you don’t sell your labour you will die.”
Sure, some of them labour for long hours when the mood takes them. But they’ll never have to work if the mood doesn’t take them.
Want to take the week off? Fine. Boss doesn’t like it? Call Dad and have him explain to boss what will happen to his credit cards. Fired anyway? No problem, 6 months in the alps and then a similar gig at the next company.
He married Lucy Rose Deedes, the daughter of Bill Deedes, whom he has since divorced.
Makes sense. If he hadn’t divorced Bill after marrying Lucy, things could’ve gotten very awkward.
the banker Money-Counts marries the daughter of the banker Deeds, you can’t make this shit up