Look I just found some instructions on github and been copypasting shit and seeing what works.

Dynamically assigned on boot

Are cissies “work/government issue” or “copied a friend’s”?

No user serviceable parts

I used to think it was factory default, but I’ve been wondering if it is perhaps actually malware.

To be continued!

Bloat ware for me as well. But like the kind of uninstallable bloatware that’s always there but you never use it.

DIY contraption assembled in garage

copied a legal binary and patched it to bypass DRM

My ancestors were peasants for as many generations as anyone can even guess, so it probably grown in soil or something like that.

I just kept Googling more and more obscure questions about Microsoft Excel, and copy-pasting code snippets from Quora posts, and here we are.

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I tried to download/pirate a bear. Next thing I know there’s something about wrong boot partition and recovery mode shenanigans. I get tired and go to bed, fire up the gender machine the next morning to see if I can fix it, sip some coffee, little WD-40 on some squeaky parts, normal gender stuff. Suddenly, gay.

Every time I run ps with the G option (gender) to see which one is running on my system this happens:

Bad system call (core dumped)

What does this mean?

“Found it on a random disk” surely covers stealing a random unplugged and unlabelled usb stick at the library

Malware that I hacked/repurposed