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Should have shidded up those handout pants. Double down
“This kid has the right idea, he wore the brown pants today.”
Ah, yes. Get ‘em in the pants with the ol’ one, two combo.
I’d suggest a 3rd pair of pants but damn after 2 send that kid home
Yeah, the peripheral nervous system stops you from peeing when you’re rubbing up against clothing. An easy experiment is to put on pants, stand with your legs apart, and relax your urethra and pee. You still won’t pee because of the PNS signal from your crotch to your brain!
An easy experiment? Maybe.
One worth attempting? Probably not.
As someone who knows someone definitely not me with a relevant fetish, can confirm. Sometimes it takes a surprising amount of willpower even after drinking an unhealthy amount of water an hour previous. Or so I’ve heard at any rate…
Jesus Christ why are you posting Pissposts in a Shitpost community.
It’s nearly impossible to shit your pants. Don’t believe me? Try it for yourself!
I just shit my pants with ease. You sound real dumb right now.
Jesus Christ you are posting Shitpost in a Shitpost community, well done!
I tried to shit my pants but couldn’t. Guess I’m a big fat dumbass
Why are you posting
Why?
You don’t have a nude version of that by chance do you?
It’s not for a friend, it’s for me.
Sorry to disappoint but I am sure a gen AI model can help with that!
I’m attracted to Zoidberg not AI models.
some of them are uncensored
ugh this app is becoming unusable
I used to comment here to get some of that sweet linux femboy bussy.
I still do, but I used to as well.
Thank you for your input uhh 🧐 SatansMagottyCumFart
thats a noble goal, carry on noble gentlesir
So leave
Who shit my pants?
I like how the second guy has more upvotes.
He’s right, why wouldn’t he
Because the first person tricked the second person into peeing their pantsss lmaooo 🤣🤣🤣
or did they?
That would only happen on Reddit, right!? Wait…
Instructions unclear, I have shit myself.
Gonna cry? Piss your pants maybe? Maybe shit and cum?
pid and chit.
You have to try to shit yourself?
You think you’re better than me because you shit yourself without thinking about it? I will out-shit you any day of the week, bud.
I challenge you to a shit-off.
You lose.
Redditors amirite?!
M’reddit tips sombrero
M’lemming tips tricorne
I prefer lemmitard thanks
Worse than those damn 9gaggers
classic trolling
