salarua@sopuli.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前Big Tech companies are finally getting the names we thought dystopian megacorps would havemessage-squaremessage-square229fedilinkarrow-up11.4Karrow-down113file-text
arrow-up11.38Karrow-down1message-squareBig Tech companies are finally getting the names we thought dystopian megacorps would havesalarua@sopuli.xyz to Showerthoughts@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 年前message-square229fedilinkfile-text
minus-squareZoboomafoo@yiffit.netlinkfedilinkarrow-up88·1 年前Don’t forget the conglomerate names: Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard
minus-squareRilichu@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up45arrow-down1·1 年前“Well, there was a bit of a stir when it was decided that since corporations are people, they could technically run for president. But President Walt Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has done wonders for the economy… given that it’s… now the economy”
minus-squaremudmaniac@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up4·1 年前I used to call it ActiBlizz. What am I supposed to do now?
minus-squarexx3rawr@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·1 年前MS ActiBlizz sounds like the next addition to MS Office but they already renamed it to “Microsoft 365”
Don’t forget the conglomerate names:
Microsoft-Activision-Blizzard
“Well, there was a bit of a stir when it was decided that since corporations are people, they could technically run for president. But President Walt Disney-Pepsi-Comcast has done wonders for the economy… given that it’s… now the economy”
Don’t blame me I voted for Tim Apple
Shinra-Mishima-Zaibatsu
Wayland-Yutani
Denny’s-Applebee’s-Max
Omni consumer products.
I used to call it ActiBlizz. What am I supposed to do now?
MS ActiBlizz sounds like the next addition to MS Office but they already renamed it to “Microsoft 365”
Xbox
Eckbok
Microsoft Excel