“I’ll do it again.”

I have a twenty pounder that likes to sit on the windowsill above my bed and look outside, more than a few times now when he jumps down onto the bed (around 3 ft) he uses my torso to land on. Nothing like a 4 am gut punch to remind you that breakfast is two hours away.
I really need to rearrange that room again.

I’ll have you know that with the image of that beautiful chonker hitting Mach 2 on the way down I had a good hearty chuckle, thank you for that, beautiful stranger (‘‿’)
Ralph likes to think he’s a butterfly but he flies as gracefully as a brick. (Ness is the other b&w one.)
This is why the bedroom is closed at nights. If opened, she comes and tries to bite my face. If closed she just naps on the couch and is polite.
At least you wake up. I just keep discovering random scratches on my body and wonder when I got those.
Oh my god how do you sleep so well. Give me some
With a cat doing that while you’re asleep, I’d seriously worry about one night catching a claw in the eye.
You don’t have doors in your house? And what kind of cat will scratch your face when you are asleep? This sounds bizarre to me and has never happened or been close to happening ever.
I guess its just a story for attention.
No, they are doing zooming, not purposefully scratching me. Its just cat being a cat. It has happened two times of their four years of life so it does not happen often but it does happen.
While zooming my ᓚᘏᗢ has accidentally scratched me before. If theirs ran over their head i can see it happen.
He? If so, that’s an extremely rare cat.
You may be thinking of calico cats?
Which this is







