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    10 months ago

    convenient tracker we use every single day. Your phone.

    Jokes on them!

    I watch Mike Johnson whack off with an app on my phone!

    Wait, I mean I watch him watching his son whack off! Dammit, not what I mean.

    I mean Mike Johnson and his son watch each other whack off! Goddammit! Close enough.