watch out-here comes Spider-Man
This is why longer dashes exist, so you don’t get “watch out-here” one word away from Spider-Man.
Also, since it’s the pattern of his suit and the inside is a shade of red, at first I thought it was a cross-section of Spider-Man’s skin, making it look absolutely disgusting as a food.
Should be a comma. Also, they knew about the come joke right?
That’s why there’s an inset photo pointing to the web: spiderman’s webs are actually semen and the sperm are fully-formed microscopic spidermen.
That inset photo was what made me think it was skin in the first place!
So I’m… partially glad you said this.
I also thought it was a slice of flesh
Why does this poptart make it look like you’re eating spiderman?
because that’s the endgame
Oh my… Is 2022 vintage? Its only like a couple of years ago… Right?
2002
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24 years ago
25 is the cutoff for vintage. I’m putting my foot down because I’m fucking old now.
everybody’s old and shit.
so Shrek is vintage then :o

The years start coming and they don’t stop coming.
I was always taught 20 years is vintage, 100 years is antique. Unless it’s wine, in which case a vintage is just a bottle with one specific year rather than a blend of multiple years or no age statement.
We’re moving the goal posts so I can feel less old. Sorry.



