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- comicstrips@lemmy.world
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- comicstrips@lemmy.world
[a TV host speaks, paper in hand]
On today’s show, we’ll be discussing worker’s rights and whether socialist policies could improve society.
To ensure a fair and balanced debate, we’ve invited a diverse panel of experts relevant to this topic…
[hands clasped, wearing a huge gold bitcoin chain and an obvious wig, a character smirks]
…first, Alexandre De La Bourgeoisie Royale, a self-made crypto-AI entrepreneur who works tirelessly every day from 5AM to 11PM and thinks the average worker is a lazy slob…
[a finger up, wearing rectangular glasses, a character in a brown suit is ready to argue]
…next, Neo L. Beral, a prized economist known for his essays Why We Should Raise The Retirement Age By Ten Years and Taxing The Rich Would Ruin The Country…
[arms crossed, wearing a red cap and a cross necklace, a character in a high visibility suit frowns]
…and finally, representing the workers themselves, John “Class Traitor” Mussolini, head of the beloved Christian Conservative Trade Union For Surrendering Your Rights.
Let’s get started!
https://thebad.website/comic/standard_tv_debate
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The crypto ai dudes actual work:
Have prostitutes wake him up at 5, luxurious breakfast, steam bath, “meetings” where he rambles about whatever he wants, lunch with martinis to 3pm, “sport” like swimming a bit in an inside heated pool, coffee, more “meetings”, nap, drugs, more drugs, prostitutes, drugs to sleep.
Also started off with 4 times more money than he has now, he’s hoping this time he can be a whale and bleed others dry.
And the only reason he’s got money is because the only thing he’s good at is talking moronic investors into the most transparent rugpull schemes where he “somehow” ends up with the money while the investors are left hanging.
The kind of guy who tries to pay for his gas with a 1 oz gold coin and then laughs at the gas station attendant for demanding legal tender for payment.
