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EatingOnions@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago

Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’

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Russian radicals baptize Moon to ‘make it Orthodox’

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EatingOnions@lemmy.world to Not The Onion@lemmy.worldEnglish · 5 days ago
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Participants in the ceremony blessed soil from a rock bearing Bronze Age petroglyphs that they believe fell from space.
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  • 𝔄 𝔰𝔢𝔫𝔱𝔦𝔢𝔫𝔱 𝔭𝔦𝔢𝔠𝔢 𝔬𝔣 𝔠𝔥𝔢𝔢𝔰𝔢@lemmy.world
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    I baptized Russia and it’s now gay.

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      It works! The ruzzkis all are sucking dick now, and they like it.

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        This was a truly powerful baptism! It worked on me and I’m not even in Russia!!

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    That’ll only work until the Mormons retroactively baptise it to have been LDS all along.

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    Sorry, I already baptized it, but I did it with sex
    Moon sex
    Sex with the moon
    So it’s double stamped no takebacks.

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