• Magrath@lemmy.ca
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    1 year ago

    Actually this dude I worked with replaced water with diet Pepsi. He said the tap water was filled government nanobots or something. Hasn’t drank water in 20 years. But he’s not sane so…

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      1 year ago

      It is. and you see, he’s replacing the government nanobots.

      but. you should tell him about the Coke Industries nanobots… implanting viral marketing in his head.

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          1 year ago

          Tap water from Mexico. Still has nanobots, also comes with worms. And because it lacks the alchohol in tequila… the worms survive and that’s why you don’t notice.

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      1 year ago

      Government nanobots must weigh quite a bit, so maybe he’s lost some weight after the switch?

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      From the EPA:

      PFAS are widely used, long lasting chemicals, components of which break down very slowly over time.

      Because of their widespread use and their persistence in the environment, many PFAS are found in the blood of people and animals all over the world and are present at low levels in a variety of food products and in the environment.

      PFAS are found in water, air, fish, and soil at locations across the nation and the globe.

      Scientific studies have shown that exposure to some PFAS in the environment may be linked to harmful health effects in humans and animals.

      There are thousands of PFAS chemicals, and they are found in many different consumer, commercial, and industrial products. This makes it challenging to study and assess the potential human health and environmental risks.