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      “After his last physical we found out Trump gained 14 pounds, he’s now tipping the scales at almost 240,” Jelly Rolly said. “It’s crazy. Think about this, in the last few years I’ve lost 300 pounds—that means I’ve lost an entire Donald Trump.

      “And let’s be honest, based on his approval ratings, it seems like most of the country wants to do the same thing.”

      Jelly Roll sarcastically suggested that viewers should not ridicule Trump’s weight because the president would “never do that to other people.” The show then aired clips of Trump insulting people over their weight and appearance.

      Jelly Roll responded that it was “the pot calling the kettle fat” and, describing himself and Trump as two “fat” men, advised the president to prioritize physical fitness.

      Republicans lost their shit.

      branded Jelly Roll a “traitor” and accused him of abandoning his “blue-collar, working class, ‘one of us’ image.”

      “That’s not comedy. That’s a calculated sell-out. Jelly Roll just told every fan who still believed in him exactly what he thinks of them.”

      “Ozempic enthusiast Jelly Roll decided to fill in for communist propagandist Jimmy Kimmel and decided to attack President Trump. Thanks for letting us all know that you are complete fraud.”

      Republican Representative Jimmy Patronis joined the backlash by declaring that Jelly Roll was “100% not welcomed” in Florida’s Panhandle, which includes the congressman’s 1st District.

      Patronis wrote on X that he did not “even want to see his bus on I-10,” and dismissed the singer as the kind of token “country” star enjoyed by California liberals.

      “He ain’t country, never was,” Patronis wrote, before telling Jelly Roll to “take the TDS elsewhere, loser.”

      The fatphobia gets a pass from them, they’re just upset that Trump was the target.

      https://www.newsweek.com/jelly-roll-mocks-backlash-over-trump-jokes-during-late-night-monologue-jimmy-kimmel-12368597

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    5 minutes before going on air some intern was downloading a jelly roll song for the anchor to delete in the most performative way possible. No one believes he actually had any of these tunes in his phone.

    Performative outrage as usual.

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      No one believes he actually had any of these tunes in his phone.

      We’re talking about people who watch Newsmax… Of course people believe it.

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    Lol. What a little bitch.

    Look at these stupid little bitches whine about fucking nothing.

    I honestly can’t believe how soft they are.

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    Burn victims’ wounds are less sensitive than all these “conservative” pieces of shit.

    Incredible, it’s a snowflake invasion over there.

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        What are “scare quotes”?

        Word is in quotes because there is nothing conservative about them. Glad I could teach you basics of concept known as air quotes. Let me know if I can teach you anything else. Perhaps how to use more than 4-5 words in a sentence?

        Also, what ideology would that be?

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          The conservation is conservation of power.

          That’s what they’re trying to conserve. And it all goes back to the birth of conservatism as an ideology.

          https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E4CI2vk3ugk

          Most of the right-wing propagandist ghouls know the history of their ideology, most of them have some form of political science degree.

          They just don’t want you to know this history.

          This also ties into the origin of the terms Left and Right in politics. Again with the French Revolution, during the Constitutional Assembly of 1789, those who wanted absolute monarchy sat on the Right of the presidents podium, those who wanted democracy sat on the Left. Now, the Constitution of 1789 failed, mostly because the Right sort of won that round and the King ended up with an effectively absolute veto, and then a few years later lost his head.