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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 month ago

Anon has a trans friend

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Anon has a trans friend

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oldmanalex@sh.itjust.worksBanned to Shitposting@lemmy.today · 1 month ago
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  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    OP respects pronouns, we’ve come a long way from 2008

    • disorderly@lemmy.world
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      Eh, it’s always been a mixed bag over there. Like spaghetti but also rat poison.

      • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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        True. Avoiding /b/ and /pol/ helped.

    • MsPenguinette@lemmy.world
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      We’ve regressed

  • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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    There’s usually at least one person every Trans Day of Rememberance murdered by a parent. I’ve attended a ceremony or read the names every year for over a decade. So yeah, fake and gay, but unfortunately it does hit to something real.

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      The best lies mange to somehow saddle a kernel of truth

      • captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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        Anyways

        Fake: anon has a friend

        Gay: anon was hurt by an anti queer attack

  • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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    mom’s spaghetti, knees weak and heavy

    • Honytawk@discuss.tchncs.de
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      There’s vomit on his sweater already.

      Hospital ready.

      • GarboDog@lemmy.world
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        Big guy down, rat poison in mom’s spaghetti

  • Slab_Bulkhead@lemmy.world
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    didn’t end with anon pressing charges that allow for civil charges to pay for more warhammer/lost spaghetti damages. in conclusion the post is :rubber_stamp: [Fake and Gay]

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      You don’t actually need to “press” a criminal charge to file a civil lawsuit for the parallel tort. If you’ve got the evidence, you’ve got the evidence.

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        Tort is such a silly word for a legal term.

        • grue@lemmy.world
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          As if the rest of them aren’t?

          Law is a profession where people dress up in funny clothes (even powdered wigs, in some places!) and say pseudo-Latin at each other. The words aren’t magical incantations, but they’re close enough that sovcits think they are.

          It is profoundly silly.

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            Uh, pretty sure it’s not pseudo-Latin, it’s just Latin. A lot of those terms date back to legal proceedings in ancient Rome.

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              Yeah, but calling it pseudo- is funnier.

              • agamemnonymous@sh.itjust.works
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                Only if you pronounce it “sway-doe”, rhymes with Play-Doh

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                  Pronounce the p

            • VindictiveJudge@lemmy.world
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              Pretty sure we butcher the pronunciation, though. The Latin ‘Caesar’ was pronounced more like the German word ‘Kaiser’ than the modern ‘Caesar salad,’ for example.

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            I’m pretty sure attempted poisoning is one of those where the state presses charges on your behalf no matter what.

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        thanks Matt Lock.

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    Mom tried to set them up to take a murder rap.

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    This used to be someone’s job

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    “that happened” ok there - is his mom lindsy clancy?

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      Erin Patterson actually.

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