Crossposted from https://lemmy.zip/post/69254226
Flock Safety camera vandalism in West Virginia sparks a national surveillance debate as prosecutors use emergency-equipment laws to charge a 20-year-old.
I know he didn’t, I was that flock camera.
How do we know those cameras didn’t develop sentience and commit ritual sudoku?
This is what happen
Obviously, some powerful cosmic entity did a Thanos snap that only affected flock cameras and by chance it happened mostly in one location.
Good luck arresting that one.
ritual sudoku
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That sodoku is full of errors, no wonder he died!
He really didn’t do it but framed himself as an alibi for the murder he was committing at the time.
Shit imma testify that the flock cameras are still up and law enforcement needs a several psychological evaluations for their hysteria.
It wasn’t him, it was me.
I’m Spartacus!



