i was there in 2009ish and we were speculating about deepwater horizon turning into a fire-icane. you know, when a hurricane picks up so much spilled oil that whoopsie poopsie now it’s on fire. i mean while we weren’t gossiping about the 2009 version of jade helm. shit was crazy. I did get to take part in the dildo protest tho. texas is fun if you know where to look.

so, uh, we got one of those fireicanes to look forward to in the future i’m sure tho. that’s fun.