There is nothing deliciously homoerotic about wanting go to around hand testing each soldiers testosterone level to ensure we can create a force of muscular men who will exercise, glistening from militarily necessary baby oil, while kegseth watches, oh so carefully, from his office window, with the door locked.
He’s going to test each soldier personally, especially the manliest ones, by cupping their balls and judging the weight.
RFK, Jr. taught them all to do it. He’s been doing it for his friends for years, and he showed them all how to do it in a raucous late night meeting in the Oval Office, where they could all practice on each other. Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller had remarkably tiny balls, and they all roasted him until he cried. It was hilarious!
Idk, I think there’s a certain aesthetic virtue to seeing a bunch of roided out bald guys representing our country.
There is nothing deliciously homoerotic about wanting go to around hand testing each soldiers testosterone level to ensure we can create a force of muscular men who will exercise, glistening from militarily necessary baby oil, while kegseth watches, oh so carefully, from his office window, with the door locked.
its all 100% totally hetromanliness.
He’s going to test each soldier personally, especially the manliest ones, by cupping their balls and judging the weight.
RFK, Jr. taught them all to do it. He’s been doing it for his friends for years, and he showed them all how to do it in a raucous late night meeting in the Oval Office, where they could all practice on each other. Stephen “PeeWee Himmler” Miller had remarkably tiny balls, and they all roasted him until he cried. It was hilarious!
Good times, good times…
You need to write for the onion.