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minus-squareNonconfrontational@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up46arrow-down1·2 days agoThere once was a man from Nantucket who’s cock was so long he could suck it With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”
minus-squareRob T Firefly@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up63·2 days ago "if my ear were a removed Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
minus-squaresem@piefed.blahaj.zonelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up13·2 days agoCan we get a [redacted] up in this??
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up18·2 days agoThere once was a maid of Madras, Who had a magnificent ass, Not rounded and pink, As you’d possibly think, It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
minus-squareNonconfrontational@lemmy.mllinkfedilinkarrow-up7·2 days agoI like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
minus-squaregnutrino@programming.devlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoThere’s always the less innocent: There once was a man from Madras, Whose bollocks were made out of brass, In inclement weather, He’d rub them together, And lightning came out of his ass.
There once was a man from Nantucket
who’s cock was so long he could suck it
With a wink and a grin, he wiped off his chin
And said, “if my ear were a removed I could fuck it”
Vincent Van Gogh has entered the chat.
Can we get a [redacted] up in this??
There once was a maid of Madras,
Who had a magnificent ass,
Not rounded and pink,
As you’d possibly think,
It was grey, had long ears, and ate grass.
I like the relative innocence of this one, lol.
There’s always the less innocent:
There once was a man from Madras,
Whose bollocks were made out of brass,
In inclement weather,
He’d rub them together,
And lightning came out of his ass.