WASHINGTON — U.S. Secretary of War Pete Hegseth announced that he is rolling out a new program to ensure that the military is at its “absolute best” by personally checking the erection strength of all servicemen over the age of thirty, according to confused sources within the Pentagon.
I remember an old WW2 vet once told me that his cohort was getting medically inspected and that they were thus duly fallen in and had to “present themselves” in actual drill.