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minus-squareKenny2999@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up64·3 days ago" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably
minus-squareEcho Dot@feddit.uklinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up41·3 days agoIf it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.
minus-squarepostmateDumbass@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·2 days agoBetter keep that original packaging.
minus-squareskittle07crusher@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·2 days ago“It’s built with a 100% carbon fiber hull!” -OceanDoor salesman (or CEO)
minus-squareantitomi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoIt’s the material of the future.
minus-squareantitomi@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·2 days agoDepends on the kind of apocalypse we’re talking I think! Asteroid impact? Probably not. Supervolcano eruption? Nope. AI developing sentience and craving human flesh to satisfy its murderous urges? Not likely.
B-b-but it’s apocalypse proof!
" This baby can withstand seawater and nuclear explosions" -OceanDoor salesman, probably
If it does not survive a nuclear explosion 100% money back guarantee. You just need to personally turn up at the office in order to claim your money.
Better keep that original packaging.
“It’s built with a 100% carbon fiber hull!” -OceanDoor salesman (or CEO)
It’s the material of the future.
Depends on the kind of apocalypse we’re talking I think!
Asteroid impact? Probably not.
Supervolcano eruption? Nope.
AI developing sentience and craving human flesh to satisfy its murderous urges? Not likely.