TotallynotJessica@lemmy.blahaj.zoneM to Femcel Memes@lemmy.blahaj.zoneEnglish · 7 days agoI wanna be a good girl :3lemmy.blahaj.zoneimagemessage-square20linkfedilinkarrow-up1430arrow-down17
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minus-squareosaerisxero@kbin.melroy.orglinkfedilinkarrow-up21·7 days agoWhat would you suggest doing if life gave you lemons?
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up23·edit-27 days ago… demand repayment from life for stealing from my lemon tree. Failing that, get engineering to make those lemons combustible, and make life rue the day it thought it could just hand me lemons, like everything would just be normal afterward.
minus-squarecabbagepatchcrabs@retrolemmy.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·6 days agoI’m going to burn your house down, with the lemons!
minus-squaresp3ctr4l@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·6 days ago… you should see what I can do with a potato.
minus-squarefartographer@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up8·6 days agoDid life give them to me, or did I find them on a tree like a lemon-stealing whore?
What would you suggest doing if life gave you lemons?
… demand repayment from life for stealing from my lemon tree.
Failing that, get engineering to make those lemons combustible, and make life rue the day it thought it could just hand me lemons, like everything would just be normal afterward.
I’m going to burn your house down, with the lemons!
… you should see what I can do with a potato.
Did life give them to me, or did I find them on a tree like a lemon-stealing whore?