This is why we need “errand beer” bars. Fuck the Starbucks.
Types of places where you can pop in for a pint and a snack while “errands” happen.
Ima go run an errand…
fellas, it’s okay to gently tell your lady that while the shopping trip has been fun you are getting hungry/tired and would like to leave soon
Healthy communication and boundaries? You are talking nonsense
Yes, that’s for sissies. It’s better to just find another bored married man in the target and have a fun playdate. If things go really well you could even swap places or run off together.
Or, or… hear me out:
Every big box shopping center?
Just put an axe throwing / darts / cornhole ‘store’ on one side, and a VR arcade on the other side.
The whole ‘male daycare/playpen zone’ thing? For dudes who just don’t wanna be shopping any more?
Give them an actual male daycare zone, that is actually enjoyable.
Ancillary bonus: wtf, does that kinda seem like a ‘third place’ where social interactions with randos can happen?
Yeah its still capitalistic, but presuming we’re talking about America/Americans… baby steps, baby steps.
Lmao like that has ever worked
Woops, entire store is a mimic.
…sorry for your loss.
I reckon a nice cold beer would’ve been a better charitable donation.
