Is there a food crimes community?

  • GarboDog@lemmy.world
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    9 days ago

    DON’T MAKE FUN OF THE DILL PICKLE PIZZA, YOU FOOL!! DO YOU NOT KNOW OF ITS MAGICAL AND SCRUMPTIOUS TASTE?! THAT CRISP SNAP ELEVATED TO CRISP GOD TIER MOTH FEEL!!! COMPLIMENTED BY MOZZARELLA MADE FROM THE TEARS OF A MORNING CORE, BLOOD SACRIFICIAL TOMATO GROWN STRAIGHT FROM THE SKULL OF THE DAMNED, THE FERMENTED 50 YEAR AGED WINE DOUGH WITH BASIL FROM EVEREST AND SALLY FROM THE HIMALAYAS, ALL COMBINE AND PERFECTLY MATCHED BY THE SOUL OF A LOBSTER FORGED IN NYC HELLS KITCHEN (ACTUAL ENTRANCE TO HELL) HELL FIRE BRICK STONE MADE FROM AN OLD HAUNTED ORPHANAGE!!!

    Fr tho would try