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use lots of lube
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there’s a supermassive anus at the centre of most known galaxies.
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Great, now every time my kid talks about black holes, I’m going to think about supermassive anuses.
How else would a galaxy hold its angle
Some kid from a farm with a birth-mark
May be reaching… but is that a Belgariad reference? Or is that a generic trope?
Child of low social standing born with a mysterious sign, sounds like every Chosen One™ story. But I haven’t read those in particular so maybe there’s a reference I’m not seeing
True, but the MC of the Belgariad is literally a farm boy with a birthmark
