This story ain’t for the squeamish … a man in Indiana chopped off his penis and set it ablaze using lighters and gasoline, according to his attorney.
Christopher Peden allegedly told police that he walked inside a garage in Fort Wayne, IN, and sliced off his junk with a kitchen knife, his lawyer, David Felts, tells TMZ.
Felts said Peden then allegedly placed his severed penis on the floor, doused it with gasoline from a container and set it on fire using 4 lighters.
Wait… Indiana? Not Florida?
This is a real dick move.
I’ve heard similar things happen over the voice chat many times when I briefly played DOTA.
That behavior smells “crystal meth user”.
OMG? In the middle of the article, they advertise another article “stars who love hot dogs” - I shit you not!
Flaming saus 😐
You’ve finally posted something that makes your username seem tame in comparison 👏
LOL! I didn’t even read it until you mentioned.
Lucky bastard
Psychoanalysts are gonna have a field day with this
At least that seems like the correct order of operations.
I’m gobsmacked at your ability to pull a silver lining out of…that
I wonder why?
Also that’s a lot of lighters to start a fire.
Psychotic break?
Bad trip?
I fear he/she may be trans, and options in the US are limited right now.
“ERROR: The request could not be satisfied” LOL!
I get it. I’m too squeamish to go through with it though.
Me too who doesn’t love a good old wiener roast?
I don’t know why, but I find it so amusing that they decided to include the “with lighters and gasoline” detail in the headline.
