TIL, being bi is like an arbitrage trade.
You can always exchange the money for your currency. Which translates to… I don’t even know, in this context.
Gay wingman? “Look girl, I’d fuck him if he’d let me, get on on that!”
Being friends with an awesome person?
forcefem the gay guy? that doesnt sound ethical lol.
you know its bad since the uk gouvernment did it
You exchange the currency by having hot girls trust you more because you’re open minded. Some of my best friends in life were gay and many beautiful women thought I was also gay so we became good friends, until they say I wish you weren’t gay so I could have sex with you.
I’m sure they make an adapter for that. There are gender-changers for USBs and HDMI, why not people?
A guy who later became a good friend first hit on me during a party at my house back in school (over a hundred people there that night it was wild). We had a lovely conversation about determinism. He seemed bummed that I was straight. It felt great honestly. We haven’t kept in touch but it’s the kinda guy I could reconnect with in a pinch
So, if I take the gay money to the bank, can I exchange it for straight money there?
Most of the time, yes, but there will be a conversion process involved.
All the answers and more in this sketch by Key & Peele !
Yes, they’re called f*g hags and they’re delicious
Pretty much any bank will do currency exchanges.
I’ve been going to the wrong sperm banks
This is a bit from Mark Normand, just listened to him last night; really quite good I thought.









