• ParadoxSeahorse@lemmy.world
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    4 days ago

    You can just make them up

    “You can’t fling a dick in a pond without lunging a tugworm”

    “Flock me a dozen cranberries and I’ll show you a real bandana”

    “Eatin’s alright for the kanga, it’s the Joey’s that’ll cunt up your goomers”.

    They’re all shit but you get me

    • Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.comOP
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      You can just make them up

      Sure, but if your boss and/or HR finds out, you’ll probably get in trouble for it unless your workplace is much cooler about that sort of thing than most 🤷🏻

      It’s true, though. Flinging a dick in a pond would entail some changes in the laws of physics, tugworm or no 😄