Sure, but if your boss and/or HR finds out, you’ll probably get in trouble for it unless your workplace is much cooler about that sort of thing than most 🤷🏻
It’s true, though. Flinging a dick in a pond would entail some changes in the laws of physics, tugworm or no 😄
You can just make them up
“You can’t fling a dick in a pond without lunging a tugworm”
“Flock me a dozen cranberries and I’ll show you a real bandana”
“Eatin’s alright for the kanga, it’s the Joey’s that’ll cunt up your goomers”.
They’re all shit but you get me
I would truly believe each of these were cultural touchstones in Australia
I want to know what they mean now.
Sure, but if your boss and/or HR finds out, you’ll probably get in trouble for it unless your workplace is much cooler about that sort of thing than most 🤷🏻
It’s true, though. Flinging a dick in a pond would entail some changes in the laws of physics, tugworm or no 😄